9/24/2013

how being wise doesn't mean being right.

Hello again you masochist pigs :). Today I found myself bored of hunting demons and offering marriage to ghosts so I decided to come here again and write some bullshit for your self-loathing existences. Today I will explain, in a confusing and long way, why being wise doesn't mean being right, and I will do it using my experiences from education. To do this I have to speak a little about myself which is my favorite thing to discuss since I'm great.

Let's begin with how I saw that others saw me during my education: I was a genius. I was so bright that teachers used me to confirm their choices. My mere presence in their classrooms caused them to concentrate on me, probably while repeating something like "he will save the future". I was so bright that other students were jealous of my perfection and some even dared to try bullying me, but the best part was that I am so perfect that I'm also strong and big, so the idiots didn't try for long. While I am exaggerating a little for the sake of storytelling, believe me when I say that I was the most intelligent being in the schools I attended, to the point that I could correct teachers when they were wrong (which was a lot of times). I even developed new ways of teaching that helped those that asked for my help, giving me power over students and equal standing among most teachers.

You might notice that I'm using past tense, but that's not because I finished my education, nor because I'm not intelligent anymore. I simply discovered that the ability to remember and repeat isn't that great, and while it made me "intelligent" during my education and gave me awesome conversation skills, the truth is that being able to repeat whatever shit someone else tells you doesn't make that shit anymore true than if you were to say whatever you want. A good example of this would be what happens in a literature or language class. Let's say, for example, you are reading about a panda with diarrhea. On the test they will ask you: "what happened to the panda?" and you will answer: "he shat all over the place". The teacher will read that and mark you as correct, so you will get a good grade. However, the truth is that the panda and the shit didn't exist, which would make the real answer: "nothing, because it never happened". But if you wrote that, you will get it marked as wrong, making formal education about memory, not being right or knowing the truth.

Now, you might ask yourself "what does that have to do with being wise?", and the answer to that simple question is "everything". If you see "wise" as a title that others apply to you, you will see that all you need to do to earn it is repeat whatever the fuck they believe is truth and, since people will literally believe anything they want, being wise is about knowing which people believe which lie. If you want to confirm this for yourselves (as you should with everything you care enough about you lazy idiots) go into a forum about conspiracy theories, copy whatever the fuck they are saying, google that same things while changing some words and copy paste what you find using that as reference, then do the same on a christian forum, then on a political forum, etc. In a few days you will have a lot of people believing that you are wise and informed. One time like 5 year ago I was so bored on thanksgiving I did that for a week, I still get emails from people asking me shit because they think I have some hidden truth about some random idiocy.

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